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December 31, 1999
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Space: one might think
that it is infinite.
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But in the end, a gorilla
balance of barrels.
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GAME COMPLETED
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- I'm really bad at this game.
- You're afraid, you poor loser.
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Hey Fry, urgent delivery!
Come on, hurry up.
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PIZZA Panucci
Don't tip.
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Michelle, sweetie! Where are you going?
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It's over, Fry. I put
all your stuff on the sidewalk.
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My life sucks.
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2000!
FATALISTS: MORALE RISES
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Thank you and happy new year!
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APPLIED CRYOGENICY.
NO BREAKDOWN SINCE 1997
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Is anyone there?
I'm coming to deliver a pizza for...
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"l. C. F�avouar."
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That's not true!
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I always thought I was the only one
to make stupid jokes.
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I drink to this millennium
which looks dismal.
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Ten !
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A !
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1000 YEARS
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But what...?
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My God, I'm in the future!
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My parents, my work friends,
my girlfriend.
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I will never see them again.
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IN COLOR
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Spacepilot 3000
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
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Do you have to say it like that?
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A little theatricality,
It never hurts.
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Come, your destiny awaits you!
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ASSIGNMENT OFFICER
OF DESTINY
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I wish you a good future.
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Cool, it feels like Star...
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Hello, Sir.
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- Your name?
- Fry.
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I'm Leela.
It's the New Year...
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I want to regulate your destiny
and leave early.
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- Can I ask a question?
- If it's not on my eye.
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- Does it concern my eye?
- Yes.
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- Ask.
- Why only one eye?
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I am extraterrestrial,
Shall we change the subject?
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Cool, an alien!
Your race dominates us?
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No, I work here that's all.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 3000!
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I don't believe it.
Is this the right date?
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Yes. It is December 31, 2999.
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My God, it's been a thousand years
I'm frozen!
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You are upset,
it's very natural.
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I should be upset
but actually I'm happy.
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Everything in my life was going wrong.
I was broke...
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my job was humiliating...
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and I suspected
my cheating girlfriend.
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Here, we will respect your dignity.
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Now, naked
and in the genetic prober.
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Your DNA shows
that you have family left.
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This is your back
great great great nephew.
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Great !
What's this kid's name?
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
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I think it's great
to find myself in the future.
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I have a second chance,
This time I won't be a loser.
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- It's what ?
- Your job.
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What, delivery guy?
No, here we go again!
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- I want something else.
- Your hand!
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Everyone has the job
which suits him best.
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- What if I refuse?
- It will be Laporte.
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- Perfect.
- Dr Laporte, lobotomy.
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I hate the job of delivery man!
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Many of us don't like
our work. We do it anyway.
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We have to do what we have to do.
Give me your hand.
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I have to put an implant in you.
It will identify you as the delivery person.
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Don't put that thing near my hand!
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Stay calm!
I have difficulty judging distances.
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I'll give you five seconds
to get me out of there...
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Hello, see you again in a thousand years.
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You will repay me, I hope.
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Exhibition center, west entrance.
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At the other end of town,
in speed.
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Tourist.
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A cabin. What if I called my nephew?
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A real robot! Unless it is
a cheesy costume for the new year.
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A cheesy costume,
did you look at yourself?
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- It looks like a can.
- Shut up or I'll get angry.
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SUICIDE BOOTH
25 cents
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I'm in a hurry. I show you
the back and forth.
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Select your death.
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"Quick and painless",
“Slow and dreadful.”
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I want to make a local call.
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our choice: “Slow and gruesome.”
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Excellent choice, little one!
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Come on, go ahead, we're ready!
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Go ahead, come on, kill me,
what are you waiting for?
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- My name is Bender.
- Help, what’s happening?
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We died.
Thank you for using itamor.
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The favorite suicide cabin
of the country since 2008.
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This stuff is good for scrap metal.
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I had nothing else planned.
Come on, let's have fun.
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...two, three...
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- Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
- Shut up, Terry.
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This is unacceptable, Leela.
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We must find Fry
and put the implant in.
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He's a young loser
who doesn't want to be a deliveryman.
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I prefer not to force it.
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It's your job,
whether you like it or not.
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My job is to make you do
yours whether I like it or not.
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But I love it, I love my work.
Come on, get to work.
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How sweet life is.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
PUB O'ZORGNAX
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FORTRAN
AGED
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- Why this need to drink?
- I don't need to drink.
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The proof is that I stop whenever I want.
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They made you a delivery man?
It's as bad as my job.
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- What are you doing, Bender?
- I'm a twister.
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I am programmed
to twist metal.
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-And you are a good twister?
- You're kidding, I was the best!
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I twisted a bar at the corner for you
that you wanted. 30 or 32 degrees.
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All you had to do was ask.
31 degrees.
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I couldn't bear to learn
what we did with the bars.
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- What ?
- Suicide cabins.
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Fry, very happy
for having met you.
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- I'm going to kill myself.
- Wait, you're my only friend here!
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- Do you really want a robot for a friend?
- Yes, since the age of six.
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Okay, but I wouldn't want to
that we think we are robosexual.
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If you ever get asked,
you are my debugger.
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Oh, no. The Cyclops!
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- Hide, she's going to see us!
- Don't worry.
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- Here 1BDl, I'm asking for reinforcements.
- We'll be there in five minutes.
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We can hide there,
the museum is free on Tuesday!
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Welcome to the museum of heads.
I'm Leonard Nimoy.
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Spock!
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Go ahead, make the sign.
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- I don't do it anymore.
- It's incredible!
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How do you keep yourself busy?
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We bring our wisdom
to whoever asks.
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It is a very dignified life.
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It's time to eat!
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I regret,
but I have to put the implant in you.
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Why, if it bothers you?
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It's my job.
We have to do what we have to do.
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PRESIDENTS
DON’T HIT
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Be careful!
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You, you idiot,
You are going to pay me very dearly!
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Lay down, ugly president.
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Come on boy, move away
of this head.
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It smells like a burr,
as in the 21st century.
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Please,
there is no point in using force.
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We know our job.
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Enough, he's just a kid
which comes from stupid ages.
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- Don't stick your big nose in it, Cyclops.
- Nobody makes fun of my nose.
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CRIMINALS ROOM
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- The cow.
- You're crazy to knock like that.
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It's our job.
We are police officers.
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This is the law:
“We have to do what we have to do.”
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We're stuck!
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But you are a twister, we could
get out if you twist those bars.
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You dream, I am programmed for
bending structural metal.
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- Do you take me for a wrecker?
- We don't care about your program.
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If he told you to jump
of a bridge, would you do it?
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I need to check my program.
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Yes !
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- Open this door!
- Come on, Bender.
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You have to make your decisions.
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It distinguishes humans and robots
beasts...
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- and robot animals.
- Don't count on me, Fry!
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You have very persuasive arguments.
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Go ahead Bender, you can do it!
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Oh, no these bars are too...
solid.
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Yeah !
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You were right, Fry. From now on,
I will twist what I want...
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when I want, where I want.
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And nothing can stop me!
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I didn't understand
how you did it.
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- Wait !
- No thanks, no need!
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Looks like one of us is going to have to
twist this grid.
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My God, what is this?
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These ruins are what remains
of ancient New York City.
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Welcome home.
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I lived in this neighborhood. The cow,
It brings back lots of memories.
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You keep them for yourself.
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I brought my girlfriend here
for our very first meeting.
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She is no longer there. All those who
I knew and loved are no longer there.
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There's someone you know.
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Let me go, I'm already
quite unfortunate as it is.
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Listen, I know this doesn't matter to you
won't console you, but I understand you.
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- I no longer have a home or a family.
- Nor friends.
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My world has disappeared.
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You can't know
what it's like to be so alone.
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I know it. I'm the only one
extraterrestrial with one eye on earth.
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My parents abandoned me.
I don't know what galaxy I come from.
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Believe me, I know what it is
than being alone.
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Listen, I don't understand anything about it.
this world but you do, apparently.
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So, I give up.
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If you believe that my destiny
it's being a deliveryman, let's get it over with.
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Your implant!
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- What are you doing ?
- I resign.
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- For what ?
- Because I always wanted to.
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I didn't know it
until we met.
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Why are you intruding?
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- I wanted to take part in this moment.
- He stole my ring!
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Ah good ?
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This solves the mystery
of the missing ring.
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Something like that is fun.
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I don't want to spoil the party
but we are deserters.
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- We no longer have work or shelter.
- Correction: not working...
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but we have a little nephew
to receive us.
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I'm Dick Clark's face.
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Welcome to the special edition
year 3000 of: "New Year's Eve and rock"!
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- Who are you?
- I'm your great-uncle Fry.
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- I don't have a great-uncle Fry!
- Now, yes.
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Damn, but it's true,
I'm your nephew, it's incredible!
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- Do you have money for us?
- Money? No.
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And this is my workshop.
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Here is my work table
and my stool.
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This is my ship
intergalactic.
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And in this drawer, I keep
cabling of all lengths.
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- The cow, a spaceship!
- Which I designed and produced.
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I'll show you the lengths
wiring I used.
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Job deserters,
Come out with your hands in the air!
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- You are partially surrounded!
- No !
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Kick this door down for me.
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- We're done.
- Can we escape with the ship?
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Yes, I suppose
that it is technically possible.
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But I'm still in my pajamas.
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I'm going to get us out of here.
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- Does anyone know how to fly?
- Me.
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As long as I'm not asked
to make a niche.
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If they take off,
blast them with laser blasts.
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Ready for takeoff!
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- Ten.
- Nine.
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Seven !
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Five !
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Four.
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- Three.
- Two.
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- A !
- Full throttle!
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PULL ! PULL !
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I can't see them, but it looks pretty.
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We deserted our jobs,
we are fugitives for life.
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Not necessarily.
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Would this interest you?
to become my new crew?
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New crew,
what happened to the old one?
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00:19:57,053 --> 00:19:59,851
These damned sons of...
It doesn't matter.
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00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:02,448
The important thing is
that I need you.
243
00:20:02,693 --> 00:20:05,366
- So, are you interested?
- Yes yes !
244
00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:07,564
This is my dream job!
245
00:20:07,813 --> 00:20:11,965
Thanks, but none of us
does not have the necessary implant.
246
00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:13,492
This is not a problem.
247
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:17,772
I got those from my old one
crew. I did well, right?
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00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:20,607
FOUND IN THE STOMACH
OF A SPACE WASP
249
00:20:20,813 --> 00:20:22,007
Great, that’s great!
250
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:26,326
We're gonna beat monsters and show
Love from extraterrestrials?
251
00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:30,082
If by that you mean
cargo transportation, then yes.
252
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,484
It's a business
to fund my research.
253
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,649
Cool, what will I do for work?
254
00:20:35,853 --> 00:20:41,052
Responsible for delivery
cargoes to destination.
255
00:20:41,613 --> 00:20:46,004
- I will be a kind of delivery man?
- Exactly !
256
00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:50,846
It’s great, they hire me
as a deliveryman!
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